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Kali Gargoyle writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang: "How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"I don't know, how many would it take to pound you into kitty paste?"

Greg responds...

Entered. Thanks.

Response recorded on March 28, 2002

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Z writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None since screwing lightbulbs aren't part of the gargoyles way.

Greg responds...

And you're entered. Thanks.

Response recorded on March 28, 2002

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Patricia writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang: Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb...

Goliath: You mean the lightbulb died? We must have a Wind Ceremony for it. Come. (exits)

Fang: No, Goliath, wait! (signs) Man, he can't even take a joke!

Greg responds...

You are entered. Assuming I ever get through September of 2001, results will be forthcoming.

Response recorded on March 04, 2002

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lefay_82 writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Just one,

get it!

Greg responds...

Uh, no, actually, I don't. But you're entered.

Response recorded on February 14, 2002

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Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If k gargoyles can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 gargoyles will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n gargoyles can change a light bulb.

Logically speaking, of course. Does this sound familiar?

Greg responds...

Not really. But consider yourself entered into the contest.

Response recorded on February 14, 2002

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Alex Katsaros writes...

"LIGHTBULB CONTEST"

"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."

Two. One to hang from the ceiling, the other to make him angry!

Greg responds...

Okay, it goes into the contest. Thanks for playing. Results will come when I get to the end of September submissions.

Response recorded on January 23, 2002

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Jim R. writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

A team of Disney writers, artists, animators, as well as one great executive producer to make sure it gets done.

I'm not sucking up, am I?

Greg responds...

Maybe just a little.

Okay, on file 'til I someday get to the end of September. Maybe in 2198, at this rate.

Response recorded on January 16, 2002

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Jimmy writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST: You may wanna close you'r kids's eyes.

Fang: "How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Goliath: I have no time for these games!

Fang: 69! Get it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Hey, it's Fang)

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on December 06, 2001

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Amanda writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"Hey, Goliath? How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"I wouldn't know. I have never seen it done."

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on December 06, 2001

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Lord Sloth writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

They can see well enough since their TV is allways on.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001


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