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DragonWolf writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to berate themselves for not protecting the old one from burning out."

Greg responds...

a smile, a palpable smile, I do confess it.

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Blaise writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb."

Well, you just need one to intimidate the human into doing it.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Aris Katsaris writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST (and I consider this all one entry btw :-)

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I'm home right now and the answer is in my office. Ask again later.

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: Your assumptions are incorrect.

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I'm not that big in quantifying things. Lots, I guess.

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightblub?"
Greg responds: What's a lightblub?

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: All things are true.

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I wouldn't want to tie down my hands and the hands of the artists in this respect.

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: The world may never know. :-)

Greg responds...

Okay, this made me laugh. Not sure how to get this into Fang's mouth, but in the meantime...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Lord Sloth writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang> Hey, yo Goliath! How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?

Goliath> I give up, how many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fang> About as many as the number of light bulbs that can be screwed into a gargoyle!

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Lord Sloth writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

Fang> Hey, yo Goliath. How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?

Goliath> I'm not sure Fang, but it only takes one to screw an annoying, bug zapping mutate into the wall to provide illumination.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Goliath JD - Jack Donovan writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"Two - but how can they fit inside a lightbulb?"

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Josh Wurzel writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. A gargoyle can no more stop guarding the castle than stop breathing the air. And changing lightbulbs does NOT count as "protecting the castle", Xanatos!

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Greg Bishansky writes...

"LIGHTBULB CONTEST"

How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause only the short one could figure out how a lightbulb works.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Demoness writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."

Four!

One to screw it in and three more to hold off the Quarrymen!

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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Demoness writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."

None! They are all stoned!!

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001


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