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Hank writes...

What did titania whisper to fox before leaving the erie building after the battle of trying to take fox's son?

Greg responds...

I'm not saying at this time. But BEFORE the battle and AFTER leaving the Eyrie Building, she did whisper something about getting some more diapers.

Response recorded on November 12, 2004

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juan writes...

can i have a list of oberon's children?please

Greg responds...

Sure, if you come up with it.

Response recorded on November 12, 2004

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Anonymous writes...

You are NEVER going to tell us what Titania said to Fox at the end of the episode i cant recall he name of?

Greg responds...

It was "The Gathering, Part Two".

Response recorded on October 20, 2004

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trevor raineri writes...

isn't there some way to make gargoyles big again

Greg responds...

When did they get small?

(I feel an ancient Steve Martin joke coming on...)

Response recorded on July 16, 2004

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Lady Baltimore writes...

I'm a bit wary to be postin' this, because the last comment of this nature was made almost a year and a half ago, but . . . well, since there was no cut-off, I figured it was worth a shot. This is what I deemed to be my favorite smart-ass response.

Wing writes...
Hi Greg,
If this is a repeat ignore this.
1. Mr. Weisman, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie rool tootsie pop?
2. Did you have any more plans for the Mutates?
3. Did you have any more plans for the Clones?
Thanx A lot.

Greg responds...

1. The world may never know.

2 - 3. Sorry. Questions on separate topics, must be posted separately.

recorded on 12-30-99

I think I think it's funny because . . . well, just, that poor sap. ^^ No more reason than that; there were others that were as good (maybe better), but I'm not good at quantifying things. :b

Anyhow . . . that's all.

Greg responds...

That's enough. Thanks.

Response recorded on June 25, 2004

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Aris Katsaris writes...

And I am wondering how many could have actually been typing on matt's computer as he was writing the last question... :-)

Greg responds...

As many as it takes to screw in that particular lightbulb, I guess.

Response recorded on June 16, 2004

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Camcuru writes...

Greg-
If you are in the mood to talk about Lex's mate, I have a few questions;
a. What is her name(or does she have one)?
b.What clan is she from?
c.How old is she(chronologically and biologically)?
d.Is she a gargoyle(this might sound stupid)?
Thank you for your time.

Greg responds...

a. "She" doesn't have a name.

b. "She" doesn't have a clan.

c. "She" is ageless.

d. "She" is speciesless.

That was fun.

Response recorded on May 14, 2004

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The Souldier writes...

Where was Fox when she got the tatoo(tattoo, i can't spell at the moment) over her eye? I'm just a stinker for rephrasing questions in ways that are harder to give a Smart Assed response to. I'm the one that killed the "marks on hardwood floors" question.

Greg responds...

Why do you dare me?

"Where was Fox when she got the ... tattoo ... over her eye? "

In a good personal space.

Response recorded on April 19, 2004

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Chris Velazquez writes...

I would like to know the exact height and weight of the following characters:

Goliath
Brooklyn
Broadway
Lexington
Hudson
Talon
Maggie
Claw
Fang

Greg responds...

So would I.

Actually, I'm lying. I don't really care.

Response recorded on April 06, 2004

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Anonymous writes...

In norse mythology, the gods had to eat the apples of idun to retain their youth so mind explaining how it came about in context to the fact that the norse gods are beings of magic that can control their age.

Greg responds...

Yeah. I mind.

Response recorded on February 13, 2004


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