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Lightbulb Contest

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Question received on Thu, September 06, 2001 04:21:42 AM

Airportman writes...

LIGHTBULB CONTEST

How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three-

One to say, "What would you want with a lightbulb? You've got shiny eyes,"
One to whine about turning the lightbulb into a planter,
And one and a starfleet to actually change it.

Greg responds...

tfp

Response recorded on November 29, 2001

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