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matt writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
how many gargoyles??? i asked Anubis, he said:
"the lightbulb has died, let it rest. ultraviolet or standard, 55 or 100 watt, all light bulb are equal in death. burning out is the ultimate fairness..."
Greg responds...
ahhhhh
tfp
Demoness writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
Five
One to figure out what is wrong with the lightbulb.
One to go get a new one 'without' breaking it again.
One to figure out how to take out the bad one.
One to figure out how to put in the good one.
and One to put in the good one.
Greg responds...
tfp
Guardian/Carole writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Four. Lex has to determine which tool to use, Broadway has to complain about how long he hasn't eaten, Brooklyn has to do it with so much flair he fails, and finally Angela screws it in.
Just thought I'd take a stab at it . . . Yeah-kay. Biyo!
Greg responds...
tfp
Lord Sloth writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many Gargoyles?
Just one, as soon as you get the good Dr. Sevarius to replace those clumsy gargoyle's hands with some Lightbulb friendly human ones.
Greg responds...
tfp
DragonWolf writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to berate themselves for not protecting the old one from burning out."
Greg responds...
a smile, a palpable smile, I do confess it.
tfp
Blaise writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb."
Well, you just need one to intimidate the human into doing it.
Greg responds...
tfp
Aris Katsaris writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST (and I consider this all one entry btw :-)
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I'm home right now and the answer is in my office. Ask again later.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: Your assumptions are incorrect.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I'm not that big in quantifying things. Lots, I guess.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightblub?"
Greg responds: What's a lightblub?
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: All things are true.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I wouldn't want to tie down my hands and the hands of the artists in this respect.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: The world may never know. :-)
Greg responds...
Okay, this made me laugh. Not sure how to get this into Fang's mouth, but in the meantime...
tfp
Lord Sloth writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Fang> Hey, yo Goliath! How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?
Goliath> I give up, how many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fang> About as many as the number of light bulbs that can be screwed into a gargoyle!
Greg responds...
tfp
Lord Sloth writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Fang> Hey, yo Goliath. How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?
Goliath> I'm not sure Fang, but it only takes one to screw an annoying, bug zapping mutate into the wall to provide illumination.
Greg responds...
tfp
Goliath JD - Jack Donovan writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Two - but how can they fit inside a lightbulb?"
Greg responds...
tfp
Josh Wurzel writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. A gargoyle can no more stop guarding the castle than stop breathing the air. And changing lightbulbs does NOT count as "protecting the castle", Xanatos!
Greg responds...
tfp
Greg Bishansky writes...
"LIGHTBULB CONTEST"
How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause only the short one could figure out how a lightbulb works.
Greg responds...
tfp
Demoness writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
Four!
One to screw it in and three more to hold off the Quarrymen!
Greg responds...
tfp
Demoness writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
None! They are all stoned!!
Greg responds...
tfp
Vashkoda writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
None. Whoever has the Phoenix Gate will go back in time and make sure the light bulb doesn't go out.
Greg responds...
TFP
Vashkoda writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
None, they only screw criminals.
Greg responds...
TFP.
Vashkoda writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Are you kidding? They won't even change their loincloths!
Greg responds...
Uh... ewwww.
Anyway, it goes in the contest file until I can finally get through September and judge all the entries.
Thanks for playing.
Zach Baker writes...
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
I dunno, how many you got?
Greg responds...
And FINALLY, the contest begins. This goes on file til all the entries are in.
matt writes...
in the gargoyles universe, why did the chicken cross the road?
i'm not telling a joke, i'm looking for an answer. i swear theres a good one here somewhere... and this will keep me busy til the next contest!
Greg responds...
To find out how many gargoyles it takes to screw in a lightbulb, I guess.
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Poor Fang. Never even got to say the punchline...
Here's the set-up:
"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
Time for our next ASK GREG contest. It's simple and subjective. Finish the joke. The punchline that gives me the biggest laugh wins a prize of no real value, but hopefully of some mild interest.
A few rules:
1. Since we're giving out a prize, no anonymous entries will be accepted. I'll ask Todd to delete them before I even see them.
2. All posts must be clearly marked with "LIGHTBULB CONTEST" in capital letters at the head of the post.
3. Don't ask additional questions with your entry. In fact I'd recommend that you don't include anything that might distract me from laughing at your joke.
4. Spelling COUNTS!!!
5. You may enter as many times as you wish. But each entry MUST be posted seperately. Try to be selective and funny. BEWARE!!! If I sense that you're just taking multiple random stabs at it in order to try and win by the shotgun method, it may prejudice me against you.
6. I'm acknowledging up front that this is a completely subjective contest. You (many or even all of you) may not agree with my final choice. But the decisions of the judges (i.e. yours truly) are final.
7. We will accept entries posted before the end of September, 2001. I'll decide on the winner AFTER I've read all the September posts. (So figure on November, HOPEFULLY.)
One last bit of random incentive, if we ever do make BAD GUYS, I will give Fang the opportunity to complete his joke, using (with permission) the winning entry.
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