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Alex Katsaros writes...
"LIGHTBULB CONTEST"
"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
Two. One to hang from the ceiling, the other to make him angry!
Greg responds...
Okay, it goes into the contest. Thanks for playing. Results will come when I get to the end of September submissions.
Jim R. writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
A team of Disney writers, artists, animators, as well as one great executive producer to make sure it gets done.
I'm not sucking up, am I?
Greg responds...
Maybe just a little.
Okay, on file 'til I someday get to the end of September. Maybe in 2198, at this rate.
Jimmy writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST: You may wanna close you'r kids's eyes.
Fang: "How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Goliath: I have no time for these games!
Fang: 69! Get it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Hey, it's Fang)
Greg responds...
tfp
Amanda writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"Hey, Goliath? How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"I wouldn't know. I have never seen it done."
Greg responds...
tfp
Lord Sloth writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
They can see well enough since their TV is allways on.
Greg responds...
tfp
Kelly L Creighton/Kya White Sapphire writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
42.
Greg responds...
tfp
Lynati writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
(...why does everyone automatically think Fang is going to have a chance to ask *Goliath* this again?)
(Fang voice:)"How many Gargoyles does it take to change a lightbulb? ...None! They don't have time to change lighbulbs! They are too busy out harassing innocent citizens who are just minding their own business and locking them up in drafty Frankenstein cells! With no TV! HEY! DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M YELLING AT YOU! ...ya creep..."
Greg responds...
chuckling
tfp
Revel writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
*Goliath blinks unphased*
"First you have to figure out how to get the old one out."
Greg responds...
tfp
Lord Sloth writes...
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
Q: How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 10, because their so darn stupid!
(Hey, it's Fang we are talking about here)
Greg responds...
tfp
Jim R. writes...
My last post had nothing to do with Noel Leas' post. Purely original on my part. It seemed weird that we both thought of the same basic answer within 5 minutes though.
Greg responds...
Yep. I figured.
But incidentally, if the winner comes down to two similar answers, I'm going to chose the one that posted first, even if it was just by a second.
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