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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five--
A fat one to eat the original bulb,
A lanky red one to criticice the fat one's eating habits,
A large purple one to flare his eyes for light while the bulb is being changed,
A small green one to actually do the changing,
And an old brown one to yell, "SORCERY!" when the new bulb turns on.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
how many gargoyles??? i asked Anubis, he said:
"the lightbulb has died, let it rest. ultraviolet or standard, 55 or 100 watt, all light bulb are equal in death. burning out is the ultimate fairness..."
ahhhhh
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
Five
One to figure out what is wrong with the lightbulb.
One to go get a new one 'without' breaking it again.
One to figure out how to take out the bad one.
One to figure out how to put in the good one.
and One to put in the good one.
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Four. Lex has to determine which tool to use, Broadway has to complain about how long he hasn't eaten, Brooklyn has to do it with so much flair he fails, and finally Angela screws it in.
Just thought I'd take a stab at it . . . Yeah-kay. Biyo!
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST
How many Gargoyles?
Just one, as soon as you get the good Dr. Sevarius to replace those clumsy gargoyle's hands with some Lightbulb friendly human ones.
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"Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to berate themselves for not protecting the old one from burning out."
a smile, a palpable smile, I do confess it.
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"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb."
Well, you just need one to intimidate the human into doing it.
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LIGHTBULB CONTEST (and I consider this all one entry btw :-)
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I'm home right now and the answer is in my office. Ask again later.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: Your assumptions are incorrect.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I'm not that big in quantifying things. Lots, I guess.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightblub?"
Greg responds: What's a lightblub?
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: All things are true.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: I wouldn't want to tie down my hands and the hands of the artists in this respect.
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Greg responds: The world may never know. :-)
Okay, this made me laugh. Not sure how to get this into Fang's mouth, but in the meantime...
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Fang> Hey, yo Goliath! How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?
Goliath> I give up, how many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fang> About as many as the number of light bulbs that can be screwed into a gargoyle!
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Fang> Hey, yo Goliath. How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb, huh?
Goliath> I'm not sure Fang, but it only takes one to screw an annoying, bug zapping mutate into the wall to provide illumination.
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"Two - but how can they fit inside a lightbulb?"
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How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. A gargoyle can no more stop guarding the castle than stop breathing the air. And changing lightbulbs does NOT count as "protecting the castle", Xanatos!
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"LIGHTBULB CONTEST"
How many Gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause only the short one could figure out how a lightbulb works.
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"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
Four!
One to screw it in and three more to hold off the Quarrymen!
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"Hey, Goliath, how many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb..."
None! They are all stoned!!
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"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
None. Whoever has the Phoenix Gate will go back in time and make sure the light bulb doesn't go out.
TFP
LIGHTBULB CONTEST
"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
None, they only screw criminals.
TFP.
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"How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Are you kidding? They won't even change their loincloths!
Uh... ewwww.
Anyway, it goes in the contest file until I can finally get through September and judge all the entries.
Thanks for playing.
if a female gargoyle not living or having ever had lived on Avalon happened to have 4 biological children, would you say it was more likely that she either had twins born from one egg, or was able to lay an egg for an extra season as her female rookery siblings? in short, whats more likely, 4 eggs or 3 with one egg being twins?
Neither, really. Though I guess the twin scenario, barely.
You've revealed that Luna, Phoebe, and Selene represent three different 'motivations.' You said these motivations are Fate, Revenge, and Compassion (it's fairly obvious from the show what Phoebe stands for, and you've said yourself in previous ASK GREG responses that Phoebe is "the nice one").
So, why do the Sisters harbor these three agendas of all agendas? If the answer is somewhere along the lines of what The Phoenix Gate's origin is (i.e. only the Timestream, or God, knows), then what were your behind-the-scenes reasons?
This is more an issue of feel than logic to me, which may be disappointing.
But I feel like these three 'agendas' as you call them strike a balance.
Do we take action or does action take us?
Do we seek redress or offer mercy?
Can we comprehend the universe?
It just works for me.
And, hell, since I've all but revealed it anyway.
When Luna is ascendent the Sisters are the Fates or Norns (or any similar threesome).
When Seline is ascendent the Sisters are the Furies (or any similar threesome).
When Phoebe is ascendent the Sisters are the Graces (or any similar threesome).
You've said before that the Weird Sisters are conflicting forces stuggling for supremacy so were the forces, Good (Pheobe), Evil (Selene) and Neutrality (Luna) (i think i got their names right)? These seem to reflect in their individual personalities.
Also, you said that the Sisters three personality traits showed that thet'de be playing different parts in the series.
No. Phoebe isn't "good". And Seline isn't 'evil'. And Luna is far from 'neutral'.
You're attaching value judgments to their traits.
Are the weird sisters the Horare? Hesperides? Fates? Norns? Morrigan?Harpies?Graces?
Todd, could you delete that last post since I forgot to put my name on it?
deja vu
Are the weird sisters the Horare? Hesperides? Fates? Norns? Morrigan?Harpies?Graces?
I think I've answered this.
They are the Fates/Norns and the Furies and a third thing that I've chosen not to reveal at this time.
You've said that the timeline is "'done' for now" and that the last date you have listed is in 2198. Because I would assume that the liberation of Earth is a big event that you would have planned and included in your timeline, does this mean that the invasion lasts less than a year? (because it started already in March 2198)
No. It just means that I haven't yet decided how long it takes before the liberation occurs. It's certainly longer than one year. Beyond 2198 or so things are quite vague in my head... The only things that I know happen after liberation is the formation of the Liberty and Notre Dame Clans.
Like you, I'm not a biologist, but this thing about a garg's wings bug me. You said that there are bones inside the wings, though you were not sure. But if there are some, then they can't be like the ones inside the arms or legs. Just watch one episode and you should notice what I mean. To fold them over the shoulders with only two large bones, they must be made of rubber, but that seems pretty unlikely. I would say that either instead of two large bones there are many vertebras, or instead of bones something else like cartilage.
I hope you understand what I mean.
What do your thoughts about it?
I have bones in my arm and it still bends at the elbow.
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