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Adam writes...
What are odd numbers
Greg responds...
Gee. Not sure. Do they have any relation to odd questions?
Gipdac writes...
1) What is the name of the Mayan wizard that made the Sun Amulet?
2) Was s/he male or female?
3a) Did s/he have a 'title'? (Like Magus was The Magus, and Archmage was The Archmage) b) What was it?
4) In the show they said that the wizard made the Sun Amulet in the tenth century. What year was it?
5a) Did the wizard have some kind of conduit? (Like the Grimorum?) b) If so, what was it?
Greg responds...
1. Eye Dono
2. Yes.
3. Yes. Eye Dono.
4. Are you sure about your facts? I do not have a specific date down for the actual forging of the Amulet. But I do show that by 990, the Mayans and Gargoyles were watching over the rain forest around Chac Ixchel.
5a. Eye Dono.
FanForLife writes...
Hi, Greg, me again. I want to ask specifically WHY you won't tell us what Titania whispered to Fox...that's all. I'm not asking what she said (I know you won't say) but WHY won't you say? Thanks a lot and keep up your fantastic work!
Greg responds...
Multiple Choice:
a. I think some things are more fun if they are left mysterious.
b. Some of you might like the one true answer, but invariably some of you would be left disappointed. And my fragile ego couldn't handle that.
c. I have to keep some secrets.
d. Nobody's asked the question in such a clever way that made me want to give it up.
e. I keep thinking of halfway decent smart-ass responses.
f. All of the Above.
g. None of the Above.
Anonymous writes...
Is the Holy Grail powered by fay magic? If not what?
Greg responds...
Two AA's.
Anonymous writes...
What are the muses in the GU?
Greg responds...
The muses got stuck in the gu a long time ago. It took intensive showering to get it out of their hair.
Anonymous writes...
What Central American wars did Dingo fight in?
Where did Fox get the tattoo?
Greg responds...
1. I'd have to research that.
2. Over her eye.
Anonymous writes...
Who were Mab¡¯s parents?
Greg responds...
Never & Satisfied.
Anonymous writes...
While browsing on the Internet I found this page (annotated sandman and to be more specific the soft places issue) that says the real unlatinized name of the historical Xanadu is Shantu so is this true?
Greg responds...
Yes, it's true: you were browsing.
Anonymous writes...
Since this is the last question care to give the Lost race's name?
Greg responds...
Fred.
Anonymous writes...
What was the weather like in New Camelot before the Master Matrix got stolen?
Greg responds...
The rain it never fell 'til after sundown. July and August could not be too hot.
Anonymous writes...
Who is more powerful? Oberon or a Space-Spawn planetbuster?
Greg responds...
See, now, the Hulk is more powerful because the madder he gets, the stronger he gets. But the Thing can still beat him if he keeps his wits about him.
(This does seem familiar, doesn't it?)
Anonymous writes...
Who is more powerful Weird Sisters or Puck?
Greg responds...
The Hulk is more powerful, because as he gets madder he gets stronger. But the Thing can still beat him if he keeps his wits about him.
(Haven't I made this point already?)
Anonymous writes...
Is oberon a god or creator?
Greg responds...
Of what?
I heard he made breakfast for Titania, the other morning. Does that count?
(No.)
matt writes...
in the gargoyles universe, why did the chicken cross the road?
i'm not telling a joke, i'm looking for an answer. i swear theres a good one here somewhere... and this will keep me busy til the next contest!
Greg responds...
To find out how many gargoyles it takes to screw in a lightbulb, I guess.
Anonymous writes...
Did Oberon have any relationships with members of the third race after marrying Titania? If so care to name a few? Did he have any children from these relationships?
Greg responds...
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.
Anonymous writes...
Who exactly were Anasi's parents?
Greg responds...
Pops and Mr. Weatherby. (I'm gonna run out of Riverdale characters any minute now.)
Anonymous writes...
Care to give us the name of Oberon's father? Does it begin with a consonant or a vowel? I really like to know.
Greg responds...
Oh, so you already know?
Great.
Anonymous writes...
Who was the first fay to gain sentience?
Greg responds...
Fay Furillo?
Anonymous writes...
Is there more variety in the New Olympus clan than there is in the other clans?
Greg responds...
Yes, every sunday they do three shows on the main stage, but no kids at the 11 o'clock performance, please. "It gets a little blue."
JEB writes...
JEB writes...
Is there a direct connection between the Director and the terrorist from "City of Stone"? (Yes or no is fine.)
Thanks!
Greg responds...
Define "direct".
OK, I define direct as "being in relation by meeting (i.e. knowing one another or knowing OF one another) or by blood."
That clarify? :) Yes or no is still fine.
Greg responds...
Define "Yes or no".
Lord Sloth writes...
In the Gargoyles universe, which alian race was it that came down in area 51?
Greg responds...
I think it was mostly celebrities, drug dealers and super-models.
Oh, wait. That's Studio 54 not Area 51.
Seeker of Knowledge writes...
In the Gargoyles Universe, are vampires afraid of crosses and other holy symbols, as they are in in Transylvanian myths?
Greg responds...
You were just waiting for this weren't you: All things are true.
Anonymous writes...
Who exactly were Raven's parents?
Greg responds...
Jughead and Moose.
Andy Morrison writes...
How many stories is the Eyrie Building? (I hope I have the spelling right.)
Was there an episode that mentioned how many stories or is it a figment of my imagination?
If there was an episode, which one is it please?
Thanks for your help.
Greg responds...
You do have the spelling right.
I don't recall us ever establishing the exact amount of stories in the buidling.
Of course we told 66 stories, but they weren't all set there.
Demoness writes...
1. Are there any other Oberon's Laws besides the "non-interfernce", "forking over talismens willingly", "Avalon Clan can stay" and "Goliath's Clan's immunity"?
2. If yes to above, what are a couple of those other laws?
3. Were there any placed before Oberon became King?
4. What are a couple of those?
Greg responds...
1. I'm sure there are.
2. No cheese on Saturdays. No littering.
3. No. Mab likes cheese.
4. There was something about smoke alarms in the lavatories at the Palace, but now I'm blanking.
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