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Chris Velazquez writes...
I would like to know the exact height and weight of the following characters:
Goliath
Brooklyn
Broadway
Lexington
Hudson
Talon
Maggie
Claw
Fang
Greg responds...
So would I.
Actually, I'm lying. I don't really care.
Anonymous writes...
In norse mythology, the gods had to eat the apples of idun to retain their youth so mind explaining how it came about in context to the fact that the norse gods are beings of magic that can control their age.
Greg responds...
Yeah. I mind.
Lacey & Marlissa writes...
What are some fact about Austrilla because my partner and I are in a class were we have to research Austrilla for a report in library Science thanks lots
Greg responds...
Dingo's from there. Matrix too.
Does that help?
navpreet writes...
can you give me some information on gargoyles for an essay i am 9 years old.
Greg responds...
Well, by now you're probably 11. And I'm guessing the essay is way past due.
In any case, could you go back in time and be more specific?
Crabwhistle writes...
is Lexington going to become a Crazed maniac in the future like in the episode "Future Tense"
Greg responds...
Who's to say?
Well, I am I guess. But I'm not. So who's to say?
Heidi Doeing writes...
Siren writes...
Well, first off, Smart Ass answers are my favorite...But I can't pick one, so here are just a few of my favs.
Airwalker writes...
In the 'ONCE UPON A TIME...' segments you've done, we've seen why Malcolm would need to ally himself with a Gargoyle clan. But why would Hudson want
to ally himself with Malcolm?
Greg responds...
Patience, grasshopper...
Scott Iskow writes...
That last question of mine got me thinking...
Are there flying pigs in the Gargoyles Universe?
(Believe it or not, that's actually a serious question. Go fig.)
Greg responds...
I've got the bacon, do you have the catapult?
ndrew writes...
In the episode the gathering (part 2) what did titania whisper to fox at the end of the episode. I have been wondering this for a long time.
Greg responds...
You and what army?
Oh, yeah. That army. <WAVES> "Hi, guys!"
Heidi Doeing writes...
I don't think, despite your multiple attempts to evade the question, that anyone will stop until the real answer is given:
What did Anastacia whisper to Fox?
( ;) just thought I'd try again)
Greg responds...
You misspelled Anastasia.
Greg responds...
Yeah, those are pretty fun. Particularly the middle two.
The last one's a bit feeble.
And the first is just a famous reference.
recorded on 03-02-01
Were you calling me feeble or your response?
Just curious. And I have a cousin named Anastacia and that's how she spells her name.
Greg responds...
I was most definitely calling my smart-ass response feeble. Couldn't think of anything funny to say, so I just attacked your spelling. Which by your lights, wasn't even wrong.
So that makes my answer even more feeble.
Anonymous writes...
1.If Castaway knew his guys resembled the KKK wasn't he afraid of them suing him for trademark infringement?
And why wasn't he worried that the Beatles sue him for calling his guys the Quarryman?
Greg responds...
Probably for the same reason he wasn't worried about the Gilligan's Island gang suing him over his new last name.
Cortan writes...
Ok greg this has been puzzling me for a long time.
What does titania whisper to fox when her and oberon leave back to avalon after they give her baby back? She whispers something to her. First you think it is a kiss. But its a whisper. Now I know a whisper when I hear one. *L*
Can you answer this riddle/question?
Greg responds...
Yes, I can.
bobby writes...
can you fly?
Greg responds...
Yes. In fact, I just flew back from Scotland a little over a week ago.
DPH writes...
Suppose I used the phoenix gate to travel back in time to plant an undetectable bug [while no person was watching and no person caught me] where I could record the conversation between Titania and Fox. If I was to play a recording of that conversation, what would I get?
Greg responds...
The answer to your question.
jennifer writes...
what are gargoyles used for?
Greg responds...
Ratings.
Vanity writes...
Is Elvis Presley still alive?
Greg responds...
In my opinion, no.
But his clone is.
Diego writes...
Why don't you throw a brick through Eisner's window, then when he looks at the brick, he sees it's not a brick, but a small statue of Goliath. Then he'll have no choice but to bring back the show.
Greg responds...
You must have taken Logic in school.
And I'd love to leave it at that, but I'd like to once again make the point that Eisner is not the bad guy keeping Gargoyles off the air. The decision making is no longer done at his level but at three or four levels down at least.
Anonymous writes...
golith breaking out of stone have you any pictures
Greg responds...
dharmak with his arms wide open no
Jim Heck writes...
A little to the side, but I am building a new home, and I want to vent the heating systen out of the mouth af a Gargoyle. Ether masonry or copper. Any clue as to who can manufacture this? It wiil need to be custom. Thank you.
Jim
Greg responds...
Is this a joke?
Try Xanatos Enterprises, they seem to have some clever engineers there.
Anonymous writes...
Why is Mab "mad"?
Greg responds...
"Mad"-Angry or "Mad"-Nutso?
matt writes...
by "Hunters Moon" had a human been cloned in the Gragoyles Universe? i mean a full blood human, not a partial human like Delilah.
Greg responds...
I'm not too familiar with the "Gragoyles Universe".
Lord Sloth writes...
How do you feel today?
Greg responds...
Eh, fine. I'm dieting, which makes me a touch cranky. I overslept too. And my back's a little stiff. But otherwise, I'm good.
Thanks for asking.
Don't do it again. ;)
Zelandonii writes...
Nought seems to be turning into the Boba Fett of the Gargoyles Universe. A split second cameo character that's gaining more and more fan curiosity. Including mine. Is Nought from any particular Mythology or work of fiction? Did you have plans for him later in the series?
Greg responds...
Nought is what it seems.
Alex Katsaros writes...
what is the significance of the bird on top of Hakon's helmet?
Greg responds...
Fresh eggs?
Aaron writes...
Greg writes: "And we don't sell or rent gargoyles at this site. Goliath might take offense."
No matter how much the fans might beg, plead, or offer to shell out? ;)
Greg responds...
Hmmm.... Well, I do have a few invisible, intangible, mute gargoyles for sale. How much are you offering?
Matt Maybray writes...
Since all of Oberon's children have a portfolio of sorts (i.e. Puck's a trickster, Anubis is a Death God, etc.), what would Nought have been the "god" of?
Greg responds...
Nothing.
Adam writes...
What are odd numbers
Greg responds...
Gee. Not sure. Do they have any relation to odd questions?
Gipdac writes...
1) What is the name of the Mayan wizard that made the Sun Amulet?
2) Was s/he male or female?
3a) Did s/he have a 'title'? (Like Magus was The Magus, and Archmage was The Archmage) b) What was it?
4) In the show they said that the wizard made the Sun Amulet in the tenth century. What year was it?
5a) Did the wizard have some kind of conduit? (Like the Grimorum?) b) If so, what was it?
Greg responds...
1. Eye Dono
2. Yes.
3. Yes. Eye Dono.
4. Are you sure about your facts? I do not have a specific date down for the actual forging of the Amulet. But I do show that by 990, the Mayans and Gargoyles were watching over the rain forest around Chac Ixchel.
5a. Eye Dono.
FanForLife writes...
Hi, Greg, me again. I want to ask specifically WHY you won't tell us what Titania whispered to Fox...that's all. I'm not asking what she said (I know you won't say) but WHY won't you say? Thanks a lot and keep up your fantastic work!
Greg responds...
Multiple Choice:
a. I think some things are more fun if they are left mysterious.
b. Some of you might like the one true answer, but invariably some of you would be left disappointed. And my fragile ego couldn't handle that.
c. I have to keep some secrets.
d. Nobody's asked the question in such a clever way that made me want to give it up.
e. I keep thinking of halfway decent smart-ass responses.
f. All of the Above.
g. None of the Above.
Anonymous writes...
Is the Holy Grail powered by fay magic? If not what?
Greg responds...
Two AA's.
Anonymous writes...
What are the muses in the GU?
Greg responds...
The muses got stuck in the gu a long time ago. It took intensive showering to get it out of their hair.
Anonymous writes...
What Central American wars did Dingo fight in?
Where did Fox get the tattoo?
Greg responds...
1. I'd have to research that.
2. Over her eye.
Anonymous writes...
Who were Mab¡¯s parents?
Greg responds...
Never & Satisfied.
Anonymous writes...
While browsing on the Internet I found this page (annotated sandman and to be more specific the soft places issue) that says the real unlatinized name of the historical Xanadu is Shantu so is this true?
Greg responds...
Yes, it's true: you were browsing.
Anonymous writes...
Since this is the last question care to give the Lost race's name?
Greg responds...
Fred.
Anonymous writes...
What was the weather like in New Camelot before the Master Matrix got stolen?
Greg responds...
The rain it never fell 'til after sundown. July and August could not be too hot.
Anonymous writes...
Who is more powerful? Oberon or a Space-Spawn planetbuster?
Greg responds...
See, now, the Hulk is more powerful because the madder he gets, the stronger he gets. But the Thing can still beat him if he keeps his wits about him.
(This does seem familiar, doesn't it?)
Anonymous writes...
Who is more powerful Weird Sisters or Puck?
Greg responds...
The Hulk is more powerful, because as he gets madder he gets stronger. But the Thing can still beat him if he keeps his wits about him.
(Haven't I made this point already?)
Anonymous writes...
Is oberon a god or creator?
Greg responds...
Of what?
I heard he made breakfast for Titania, the other morning. Does that count?
(No.)
matt writes...
in the gargoyles universe, why did the chicken cross the road?
i'm not telling a joke, i'm looking for an answer. i swear theres a good one here somewhere... and this will keep me busy til the next contest!
Greg responds...
To find out how many gargoyles it takes to screw in a lightbulb, I guess.
Anonymous writes...
Did Oberon have any relationships with members of the third race after marrying Titania? If so care to name a few? Did he have any children from these relationships?
Greg responds...
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.
Anonymous writes...
Who exactly were Anasi's parents?
Greg responds...
Pops and Mr. Weatherby. (I'm gonna run out of Riverdale characters any minute now.)
Anonymous writes...
Care to give us the name of Oberon's father? Does it begin with a consonant or a vowel? I really like to know.
Greg responds...
Oh, so you already know?
Great.
Anonymous writes...
Who was the first fay to gain sentience?
Greg responds...
Fay Furillo?
Anonymous writes...
Is there more variety in the New Olympus clan than there is in the other clans?
Greg responds...
Yes, every sunday they do three shows on the main stage, but no kids at the 11 o'clock performance, please. "It gets a little blue."
JEB writes...
JEB writes...
Is there a direct connection between the Director and the terrorist from "City of Stone"? (Yes or no is fine.)
Thanks!
Greg responds...
Define "direct".
OK, I define direct as "being in relation by meeting (i.e. knowing one another or knowing OF one another) or by blood."
That clarify? :) Yes or no is still fine.
Greg responds...
Define "Yes or no".
Lord Sloth writes...
In the Gargoyles universe, which alian race was it that came down in area 51?
Greg responds...
I think it was mostly celebrities, drug dealers and super-models.
Oh, wait. That's Studio 54 not Area 51.
Seeker of Knowledge writes...
In the Gargoyles Universe, are vampires afraid of crosses and other holy symbols, as they are in in Transylvanian myths?
Greg responds...
You were just waiting for this weren't you: All things are true.
Anonymous writes...
Who exactly were Raven's parents?
Greg responds...
Jughead and Moose.
Andy Morrison writes...
How many stories is the Eyrie Building? (I hope I have the spelling right.)
Was there an episode that mentioned how many stories or is it a figment of my imagination?
If there was an episode, which one is it please?
Thanks for your help.
Greg responds...
You do have the spelling right.
I don't recall us ever establishing the exact amount of stories in the buidling.
Of course we told 66 stories, but they weren't all set there.
Demoness writes...
1. Are there any other Oberon's Laws besides the "non-interfernce", "forking over talismens willingly", "Avalon Clan can stay" and "Goliath's Clan's immunity"?
2. If yes to above, what are a couple of those other laws?
3. Were there any placed before Oberon became King?
4. What are a couple of those?
Greg responds...
1. I'm sure there are.
2. No cheese on Saturdays. No littering.
3. No. Mab likes cheese.
4. There was something about smoke alarms in the lavatories at the Palace, but now I'm blanking.
Lord Sloth writes...
If all things are true in the Garg universe, is their a such thing as a untrue romour? How could there be if everything is true? So theoretically, someone could just make something up and it would immediatly be true. Right?
Greg responds...
There's a rumor going around that some questions posted here may be pendantic.
All things are true.
Kelly L Creighton/Kya White Sapphire writes...
another science question (can you tell i have no life?)
i had a discussion with my biology teacher, specifically regarding the effects of a mutagen. she said it was actually possibly toalter the DNA of a creature, but the metamorphosis would take a long time, since it would only happen as the individual cells divided. some cells divide frewquently, like skin cells. bone cells do not. so basically the metamorphosis would have taken a lot longer. except im assuming sevarius would have taken this into account, and added a stimulant. sorry, not really a question, im just going on and on and on at this point ;P
Greg responds...
Stimulant works for me. Not that I take them, of course.
Kelly L Creighton/Kya White Sapphire writes...
ooh wait found another one. (please, if you dislike the fact that im posting dozens of questions, let me know and i will stop at once.)
Anonymous writes...
You said that the New Olympians had something better than nuclear tech could you tell us what it is?
Greg responds...
Zeracoy Enex Power.
(I just made that up.)
recorded on 06-29-01
thats great!
Greg responds...
I feel like now, I could come up with something that sounded better but made no more sense.
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