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Duncan Devlin writes...
Who is Nought?
Greg responds...
Who isn't?
(Something kinda familiar about this one, eh?)
Anonymous writes...
Who really discovered the Americas in the Gargoyles Universe?
Greg responds...
Why, were they lost?
Anonymous writes...
Will any other existing characters that we know besides Robyn, Dingo, Yama and Fang serve a stink in the Redemption Squad?
Greg responds...
A "stink"?
Some typos are more equal than others.
Jim R. writes...
I don't mean to sound pecimistic, but I was thinking:
What would happen to the fae (Oberon's children) whenever our sun goes supernova or burns out in about 6 billion years? If it goes supernova it will engulf the Earth with it, or if it burns out, everything living on the planet will die. The reason I ask, is because the fae don't seem to be very interested in exploring space, so since they are immortal, what do you think would become of them? (I feel I might get a smart-ass response to this)
Greg responds...
I'm pessimistic about your spelling.
[Was that smart-ass enough? It just didn't feel like it.]
Anonymous writes...
How is it that the Stone of Destiny can talk?
Greg responds...
How is it that you can?
I know the above seems only to be a smart-ass response, but think about it.
Cassandra writes...
My vote on favorite sarcastic reply from Greg.
Jim R. writes...
How long would a gargoyle last in college? And would he be able to afford it? :)
Greg responds...
That would depend on the gargoyle. And the financial aid package.
recorded on 02-15-01
Greg responds...
Eh, that's okay, I guess.
Jon writes...
Favorite smart-ass remark:
Faieq writes...
In the Gargoyles Universe, how much truth is there in fortune cookies?
Greg responds...
All cookies are true. Especially Peanut Butter cookies.
(Personally, I've known a few disingenuous peanut butter cookies in my time, so I'm not sure I can back you on this one, Greg)
Good luck regaining your edge!
Greg responds...
Yeah, a few of you have picked that. It's one of my favorites too.
One writes...
1) Is there any particular reason why Grandmother chooses to look like an aged native american woman and possess the mannerisms thereof? Most fae we've seen in the series perfer a youthful or mature adult form, usually not children or the elderly. Puck, Oberon, Titania, the Wyrd Sisters, Bean Sidhe, etc.
2) Who are among the eldest of the Fae race? Oberon? Titania? Mab?
3) Is Cold Iron the only way to kill a fae, if not, what other ways are there?
Greg responds...
1. The Weird Sisters took many forms. Some very young, some very old. Grandmother is comfortable in that form. (And also as Thunderbird or the Sea Monster.) Why shouldn't she be?
2. Mab certainly.
3. If I told you, Oberon would have to kill you.
The Mighty Thor writes...
Lawrence Stone writes...
How do gargoyles view Homosexuality?
Greg responds...
On cable, like the rest of us.
This has got to be the best on in the arcive, mostly because you play it out so litteraly like with the "cauldran of life" It just really get's me how a question/magic spell can sound so good and start an intelegent conversation and then take any meaning or insight and compleatly nuke it.
Greg responds...
I think I see what you mean. Maybe.
Zombie White writes...
SMART ASS STUFF...
you wanted to know those we loved... I liked the Bunji-jumping new olipians and the fea that evolved from books... I like the sens in the non-sens..
by the way, some people asked "what came first, the egg or the gargoyle"... come on, we all know it's the egg... if gargoyles are part of the evolution then they came from dinosaurs that layed eggs :P
then again, dinosaurs came from unicellulars that didn't O.o
who's the smart-ass now !?
Greg responds...
Uh, the egg? Or have we moved on to another topic?
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