I've just been rereading a book that I'd read as a boy but had almost forgotten about, "The Wonderful O" by James Thurber. It's a humorous story about a group of pirates who come to an island looking for treasure that was supposedly buried there, but all they find are lots of other things that have the letter O in their names (owls, oaks, toads, trout, etc.); the pirates hate the letter O (their leader's mother had gotten stuck in a porthole, and they couldn't pull her back in, so they had to push her out), and partly because of this, partly out of a way of venting their frustration at being unable to find the treasure, decide to abolish the letter O on that island (whose name, incidentally, is "Ooroo" - meaning four-fifths of its name is the very letter they loathe), not only banishing everything that's got an "o" in its name, but even erasing it from all written words and even forbidding the people on the island from saying any word with an "o" in it. However, the pirates eventually get their comeuppance, getting confronted by a host of legendary figures with O's in their names (such as Lancelot, Robin Hood, "Donalbane of Birnam Wood", and the original Goliath), and more - not to mention [SPOILER] the treasure isn't what they thought it was, in a manner similar to the denouement of "A Lighthouse at the Sea of Time" [/SPOILER].
Gargoyles got mentioned only once, as among the architectural features the pirates are smashing in their unsuccessful attempt to find the treasure, but I can't help thinking that the living kind would have been well-suited to keep company with the legendary figures above who confront the pirates. (And all six original members of the Manhattan clan have an "O" in their names.)
Todd Jensen
posted @ Thu, May 7, 2026 7:44:42 pm EDT from 68.99.93.213
